Define: Stalker

So Ness introduces a female friend to Quantum. She's known for video blogging...

11:24 PM [quantum] danm
11:24 PM [quantum] shes streaming live and didnt' tell me
11:24 PM [quantum] but im not gonna be a stalker
11:24 PM [ness] how do u noe she's streaming?
11:26 PM [quantum] facebook

Buy Your Own Damn Fries!

10:22 PM [Mystik] ......
10:22 PM [Mystik] this chat is retarded
10:22 PM [Mystik] i cant even link
10:22 PM [Mystik] >_>
10:23 PM [quantum] maybe theres a link limit
10:23 PM [Mystik] no
10:23 PM [quantum] haha
10:23 PM [Mystik] my link contains swearing
10:23 PM [quantum] i dunno
10:23 PM [quantum] oh
10:24 PM [Mystik] http://tinyurl.com/c67xz9

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10:24 PM [Mystik] problem solved
10:25 PM [quantum] lol not bad
10:26 PM [Mizu] hahahahhaah
10:26 PM [Mystik] you aint my bish nikka, buy your own dam fries!
10:26 PM [Mizu] "you ain't my bit.ch nigra... buy your own dam fries"
10:26 PM [Mizu] LOL
10:26 PM [Mystik] LOL
10:26 PM [Mizu] ^5
10:26 PM [Mystik] ^5

Where to put the comma?

1:23 PM [cinnamoonn] guess what i'm doing mystik
1:24 PM [Mystik] 1:23 PM [cinnamoonn] guess what i'm doing mystik
1:24 PM [Mystik] lol
1:24 PM [Mystik] i will save that for later

J.I.M.P.

11:54 PM [Mystik] when i turn on the radio
11:54 PM [quantum] hmm so new naruto arc this week?
11:54 PM [Mystik] and the song comes on
11:54 PM [Mystik] and it reminds me of you
11:54 PM [Mystik] i JIMP
11:55 PM [Mystik] i dunno, i stopped watching naruto and bleach when their second filler arcs came out
11:58 PM [quantum] i usually save a few and watch at once
12:01 AM [cinnamoonn] wow
12:01 AM [cinnamoonn] what song is this
12:02 AM [Mystik] what song?
12:02 AM [Mystik] the next day, my alarm rang and i JIMP
12:03 AM [cinnamoonn] the song
12:03 AM [cinnamoonn] that made u jimp
12:03 AM [quantum] probably will tommorrow mystik
12:03 AM [quantum] go study
12:03 AM [Mystik] the song... that made me jizz in your pants?
12:04 AM [Mystik] i am
12:04 AM [Mystik] it involves active listening
12:04 AM [cinnamoonn] lol
12:04 AM [Mystik] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

"Hoes Down, Economy Up" says DJ RIP

I present to you... one of the most interesting conversations to happen in BBR chat in a long, long time. This is retrieved from the internal chat server and due to its length, I do not want to color code each individual's text.

2008-12-14 03:07:34 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: i had some thoughts
2008-12-14 03:07:37 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: but i dunno if i should talk about them
2008-12-14 03:08:12 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: but im quite tempted
2008-12-14 03:08:39 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: hmm
2008-12-14 03:08:45 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: share?
2008-12-14 03:08:48 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: =3
2008-12-14 03:08:58 [Message] DJ.RIP.on.AIR -> Big B Radio: *rave*
2008-12-14 03:09:08 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: lol ok
2008-12-14 03:09:13 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: ill lead up to it
2008-12-14 03:09:34 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: you know how the economy sucks right?
2008-12-14 03:09:39 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: yes
2008-12-14 03:09:43 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: it does
2008-12-14 03:09:58 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: so like
2008-12-14 03:10:18 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: what if they tried to "stimulate" the economy by like legalizing the worlds oldest profession
2008-12-14 03:10:47 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: world's oldest profession?
2008-12-14 03:11:09 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: yes
2008-12-14 03:11:14 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:11:16 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: you kno wwhat that is right?
2008-12-14 03:11:29 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: hunter gatherers!
2008-12-14 03:11:40 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:11:46 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: no thats instinctive!
2008-12-14 03:12:03 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: them hoes?
2008-12-14 03:12:14 [Action] quantum -> Big B Radio: taps mizu's nose
2008-12-14 03:12:19 [Message] DJ.RIP.on.AIR -> Big B Radio: prostitution
2008-12-14 03:12:22 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: HAHAHA
2008-12-14 03:12:44 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: do i get a prize?
2008-12-14 03:12:56 [Message] noue -> Big B Radio: no comment..just gonna sit here and eat chocolate
2008-12-14 03:13:09 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: well the thing is
2008-12-14 03:13:12 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: ok well let me finish my thought
2008-12-14 03:13:16 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: it would be safer for those women
2008-12-14 03:13:20 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: and we get moneyyyyy
2008-12-14 03:13:25 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: yeah
2008-12-14 03:13:29 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: money money moooneeeeyyyyy
2008-12-14 03:13:33 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: well say that happened
2008-12-14 03:13:38 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: ok
2008-12-14 03:13:50 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: initial demand goes up right? because of the legality of it
2008-12-14 03:14:26 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: so profitability is high, which will lead more entrants into the supply side
2008-12-14 03:14:36 [Message] noue -> Big B Radio: hey ripster..love the song...dance like mj
2008-12-14 03:14:46 [Message] aznbabygrl -> Big B Radio: it'll also increase health risks
2008-12-14 03:14:53 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: no
2008-12-14 03:14:58 [Message] DJ.RIP.on.AIR -> Big B Radio: yeah freak freak ya'll
2008-12-14 03:15:03 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: actually it will reduce health risks
2008-12-14 03:15:12 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: by legalising it
2008-12-14 03:15:23 [Message] aznbabygrl -> Big B Radio: ??
2008-12-14 03:15:34 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: the governement will have to issue a safety protocol for the hoes
2008-12-14 03:15:36 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: for instance
2008-12-14 03:15:40 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: according to what i remember
2008-12-14 03:15:43 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: in nevada
2008-12-14 03:15:46 [Message] aznbabygrl -> Big B Radio: which requires more spending
2008-12-14 03:15:55 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: thus, STIMULATING THE ECONOMY!
2008-12-14 03:15:55 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: its law for the hoes to get checked
2008-12-14 03:15:57 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: BRILLIANT!
2008-12-14 03:15:57 [Message] aznbabygrl -> Big B Radio: and higher health insurance
2008-12-14 03:15:59 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:16:03 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: no it wouldnt
2008-12-14 03:16:11 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: these are offered free of charge in many clinics
2008-12-14 03:16:14 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: doiii
2008-12-14 03:16:15 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: well i was just thinking
2008-12-14 03:16:27 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: quantum, you should totally write a proposal
2008-12-14 03:16:32 [Message] DJ.RIP.on.AIR -> Big B Radio: i got it..."hoes down, economy up"
2008-12-14 03:16:37 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: cause more "supply" would drive the prices down
2008-12-14 03:16:51 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: and if the economy continues on a downward spiral, how bad would competition get
2008-12-14 03:17:09 [Message] DJ.RIP.on.AIR -> Big B Radio: sounds like a snoop dogg line
2008-12-14 03:17:18 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: man rip that is gold
2008-12-14 03:17:19 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: hahahah
2008-12-14 03:17:23 [Action] quantum -> Big B Radio: imagines b1g1 coupons
2008-12-14 03:17:26 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: hoes down economy up
2008-12-14 03:17:28 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: YOU KNOW
2008-12-14 03:17:32 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: according to jay
2008-12-14 03:17:38 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: there's a strip club here
2008-12-14 03:17:47 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: that if you bring this coupon from the papers
2008-12-14 03:17:55 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: haha
2008-12-14 03:17:59 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: how does he know about it?
2008-12-14 03:18:00 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: its buy one get one free enterance
2008-12-14 03:18:04 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: he used to go
2008-12-14 03:18:07 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: and he wont take me\
2008-12-14 03:18:08 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: he reads the paper!
2008-12-14 03:18:10 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: :o
2008-12-14 03:18:10 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: LOL
2008-12-14 03:18:15 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: he goes with his buddy
2008-12-14 03:18:18 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: its okay, ill take you!
2008-12-14 03:18:23 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: boohyeah
2008-12-14 03:19:22 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:20:20 [Message] DJ.RIP.on.AIR -> Big B Radio: i'm not a coupon kind of guy but that deal I would have to bite on it
2008-12-14 03:20:26 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: haha
2008-12-14 03:21:06 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:21:36 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: man
2008-12-14 03:21:46 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: it's nice to know that your request plays immediately after you request it
2008-12-14 03:21:46 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: i would definitely get that "entertainment book"
2008-12-14 03:22:13 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: i wonder if this julie girl is hot
2008-12-14 03:22:17 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:22:35 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: there are so many stripbar stories
2008-12-14 03:22:40 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: from my friends and jay
2008-12-14 03:22:52 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: stoooop
2008-12-14 03:23:08 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: i dont' want to hear about stripper stories
2008-12-14 03:23:09 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: i rather partake in them
2008-12-14 03:23:36 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: LOL
2008-12-14 03:23:48 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: lets gooo mizu
2008-12-14 03:23:53 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: lets dooo it
2008-12-14 03:23:54 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: itll be....LEGENDARY!
2008-12-14 03:23:57 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: hahaha
2008-12-14 03:24:00 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: oh yeah...
2008-12-14 03:24:26 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: i'd imagine it would be hard to tip with a loonie
2008-12-14 03:24:41 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: one of my friend accidentally stumbled upon a hoehouse once
2008-12-14 03:24:50 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:24:56 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: YAY
2008-12-14 03:24:58 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: THE POLICE
2008-12-14 03:25:04 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: nooooooooo
2008-12-14 03:25:08 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: keep playing the instrumental
2008-12-14 03:25:08 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:25:16 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: apparantly
2008-12-14 03:25:20 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: those places are kinda easy to find actually
2008-12-14 03:25:21 [Join Room] babystar -> Big B Radio
2008-12-14 03:25:21 [Login] babystar
2008-12-14 03:25:27 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: there's a code for asian chicks
2008-12-14 03:25:32 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: oh
2008-12-14 03:25:35 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: hey babystar
2008-12-14 03:25:38 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: you know that lucky sign?
2008-12-14 03:25:39 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: over here i heard they have like a special light they put up
2008-12-14 03:25:41 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: "fook"
2008-12-14 03:25:42 [Message] babystar -> Big B Radio: hello mystik.
2008-12-14 03:25:42 [Message] Mystik -> Big B Radio: lucky sign?
2008-12-14 03:25:44 [Logout] noue
2008-12-14 03:25:48 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: the word lucky
2008-12-14 03:25:59 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: if u see one turned upside down
2008-12-14 03:26:12 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: its most likely a hohouse
2008-12-14 03:26:23 [Action] Mystik -> Big B Radio: takes notes
2008-12-14 03:26:28 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: *nod
2008-12-14 03:26:32 [Disconnect] aznbabygrl
2008-12-14 03:26:45 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: yeah
2008-12-14 03:26:48 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: i heard that too
2008-12-14 03:26:53 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: haha
2008-12-14 03:26:54 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: and how?
2008-12-14 03:26:58 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: *nudge nudge
2008-12-14 03:27:05 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: honestly...
2008-12-14 03:27:13 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: i know people who go
2008-12-14 03:27:17 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:27:18 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: if only i could afford it...
2008-12-14 03:27:25 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: O_O
2008-12-14 03:27:27 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:27:39 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: i know someone that is aspiring to be a pimp
2008-12-14 03:27:48 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:27:48 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: *facepalms
2008-12-14 03:27:54 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: dream big!
2008-12-14 03:27:57 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: haha
2008-12-14 03:28:01 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: his reasoning
2008-12-14 03:28:08 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: his GF and her friends need work
2008-12-14 03:28:12 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: yes
2008-12-14 03:28:14 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:28:15 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: wow
2008-12-14 03:28:19 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: >.>
2008-12-14 03:28:27 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: but would he like his gf to "work it"?
2008-12-14 03:28:43 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: i quote "its just a job"
2008-12-14 03:28:48 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:28:57 [Message] quantum -> Big B Radio: in more ways than 1!
2008-12-14 03:29:10 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: lol
2008-12-14 03:29:11 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: hahah
2008-12-14 03:29:13 [Message] Mizu -> Big B Radio: zing!

Hard On

12:15 AM [cinnamoonn] do u think that q would jump off a plane?
12:15 AM [Mystik] you see them everywhere.
12:15 AM [ness] lol i see
12:16 AM [jasminetea] if i had only gone to cal instead...i wouldn't be in this computer lab right now
12:17 AM [cinnamoonn] wow
12:17 AM [cinnamoonn] i wanna find out who said
12:17 AM [cinnamoonn] i had a dirty mind
12:17 AM [ness] computer lab, that's anohter place to study
12:17 AM [Mystik] that's probably me
12:18 AM [Mystik] why didnt you?
12:18 AM [pvenkman] why wouldnt you be in a computer lab
12:18 AM [cinnamoonn] oh
12:19 AM [cinnamoonn] this is a hard on
12:19 AM [cinnamoonn] e
12:19 AM [cinnamoonn] do u think kidd is a nice person?
12:19 AM [ness] hahahahah!!
12:19 AM [Mystik] o.o
12:19 AM [Mystik] wow...

Maintaining Levels...

12:44 AM [DJ_RIP] i don't know why, my energy level is not high tonight to dj as well
12:45 AM [quantum] its alright
12:45 AM [quantum] happens sometimes
12:48 AM [cinnamoonn] lol
12:48 AM [DJ_RIP] i'm not like cinna in a "OMG level" all the time
12:48 AM [ness] alright, that millionare show is pretty wack
12:49 AM [ness] how do u not suspect something wen cameras are in ur face..
12:49 AM [cinnamoonn] LOL
12:49 AM [cinnamoonn] i'm not always
12:49 AM [cinnamoonn] in that level
12:50 AM [DJ_RIP] oh i forgot, you got the "emo level" too
12:50 AM [cinnamoonn] lol
12:51 AM [quantum] and gay level
12:51 AM [DJ_RIP] at least she's not down to [Censored]'s level
12:52 AM [cinnamoonn] q is at the desperate level
12:53 AM [Mystik] waffles
12:53 AM [cinnamoonn] lol
12:53 AM [Mystik] i wonder what happened to the "omega (insert adjective here)" level
12:53 AM [cinnamoonn] LOL
12:53 AM [cinnamoonn] om
12:54 AM [cinnamoonn] i think i know what word that is
12:54 AM [quantum] i am desperate
12:54 AM [quantum] i admit it
12:54 AM [quantum] i just want someone to share my 10 piece nugget with!
12:54 AM [cinnamoonn] lol
12:55 AM [cinnamoonn] fine i'll admit it too
12:55 AM [cinnamoonn] i am gay
12:55 AM [cinnamoonn] i just wanna share my happiness with everbody
12:56 AM [Mystik] but most importantly with me!
12:56 AM [Mystik] cause i'm gay, too.
12:56 AM [cinnamoonn] lol
12:56 AM [Mystik] cause i'm gay, too.*
12:56 AM [ness] lol
12:56 AM [Mystik] okay, that was too gay