Friday, April 11, 2008

EMERGENCY NOTICE: DJ Chunsa is discharged from BBR [YHBT]

Attention all loyal listeners and fans:

DJ Chunsa, within less than a day of receiving full official DJ status, has been discharged and released of her duties from Big B Radio. This comes after a grave decision by the Chief Executive Officer, B, and the Board of Directives (which includes the current list of administrators), after we have reviewed her recent activity. The investigation was thorough and complex, but we have come to this decision and it is final. This matter comes to us after we have received multiple accounts of witnesses and reports that her output feed from her base of operations was compromised, that is, there appears to be more than one internet protocol address (IP) registering from her place of origin. This was deemed to be extremely dangerous and would have placed our corporation at risk of network conflict and failure due to the limits at which the stream would hold. If she attempts to contact you about this issue, please send us a notice immediately. There are dangers involved and protecting our consumers is our top priority. We are sorry to have come to this decision, but it was made in the best interest and judgment for our own safety and for the safety of our consumers.

Please direct any questions and comments to bigbradio.mystik@gmail.com

Update: [YHBT] This was a fake announcement! This actually did not occur and was meant to be a harmless joke. Please welcome DJ Chunsa to our team!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

FYI: This notice is a big joke. Poor Chunsa ROFL