Quantum's War Against... Canada? / Unrealistic Dreams

Some people say follow your dreams and never give up until they come true. But sometimes, they seem too unrealistic.

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11:58 AM [Mystik] lol
11:59 AM [Crush] wat are u laughing at now
12:02 PM [Mystik] i'm laughing cause i had a 10 hour sleep.
12:02 PM [Sygni] dude
12:02 PM [Mystik] and
12:02 PM [Mystik] i had the best dream ever
12:02 PM [quantum] dude
12:02 PM [Sygni] was mizu in it?
12:02 PM [quantum] i had a craziest dream ever
12:03 PM [Sygni] was a bunny girl in it?
12:03 PM [Mystik] err.... no comment, sygni
12:03 PM [quantum] dude
12:03 PM [quantum] i was at war with canada
12:03 PM [Mystik] did you win?
12:03 PM [quantum] yes
12:03 PM [quantum] first it was like a water balloon fight
12:03 PM [Sygni] then levie comes out and blow you to bits?
12:03 PM [Mystik] hahaha
12:03 PM [quantum] but then i jumped the fence and started punching people
12:03 PM [Sygni] water ballon?
12:04 PM [quantum] seriously it was crazy
12:04 PM [quantum] i might have punched her out
12:04 PM [quantum] i punched some girl
12:04 PM [Mystik] LOL
12:04 PM [Mystik] hahahha
12:04 PM [quantum] man it was weirder than my power ranger dream
12:05 PM [Mystik] and that's how you won canada? with your fists?
12:05 PM [quantum] yes
12:05 PM [quantum] lol

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