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Recent research conducted by an independent third-party organization attempts to explain the effects of hormonal changes in human beings due to music influences. And we here at Big B Radio are proud to have been a subject of their study, as we came out top in a pool of three major Asian online radio stations. This research, conducted by the non-profit organization, 2Hawt Institute Labs, focused on the secretion of oxytocin by the posterior pituitary of the brain upon listening to different Asian radio stations. Oxytocin is a hormone that has been affiliated and released upon touching, kissing, hugging, and orgasm.
In their study, 2Hawt Institute Labs collected the blood samples of over 1000 participants immediately after having each of them listen to these three different radio stations. The blood samples were analyzed for blood concentration of oxytocin (in picomoles/Liter or pmol/L). Their results are as follows (click to enlarge - you might have to click on it more than once):
Also, their blood was tested for the "fight or flight" hormones, adrenaline and noradrenaline (measured in micrograms/milliliter or microg/mL). This is because both adrenaline and noradrenaline are produced upon stress or excitement in anticipation of an event; it prompts the body to take action with a fast response. A test for testosterone was also performed (measured in nanograms per deciliter or ng/dl); testosterone is a sex hormone produced in both males and females and it acts as the perceived 'libido' hormone. Note: These concentration measurements are standardized against an average person's hormonal levels during an average course of a day to ensure accuracy.
This data suggests that listening to Big B Radio will have the largest increase in expression of important hormones in the body from all of the major Asian radio stations studied. The high levels of oxytocin helps with affections and puts you more into a 'loving' mood. Adrenaline and noradrenaline are high in keeping you on your feet. And testosterone is way high, meaning libido levels are off the charts (also, we're really manly).
For those intimate moments, listen to Big B Radio.
Why do you think we're so hot?
2 comments:
don't forget canoodling!
I wonder if a correlation can be drawn from the high levels of oxytocin to the amount of play that Rain (Bi) gets on BBR.
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