First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage

Oh, Mizu.

6:02 PM [pvenkman] wow, mizu moved from being in a relationship with shia to being married to jason
6:02 PM [pvenkman] kids these days
6:02 PM [pvenkman] move so quickly
6:02 PM [quantum] lol
6:03 PM [Mystik] im expecting a kid next week
6:03 PM [mlee3930] grats
6:03 PM [Crush] a kid?
6:03 PM [Crush] whoa
6:03 PM [Mystik] im expecting mizu to expect a kid next week*
6:03 PM [Crush] lol
6:04 PM [quantum] but they have a child
6:04 PM [quantum] out of wedlock
6:06 PM [Mystik] lol
6:10 PM [quantum] its a really yellow child
6:11 PM [pvenkman] the kid will be half honger, half magician

Recess Time

We apologize for the inconvenience, but Big B Radio Chronicles must take a short recess for the next week or so. Due to time constraints, technical difficulties, and a lack of a better word for a "vacation", Mystik is to embark on a magical journey through the caverns of self discovery and worldly travels. During this time, we ask that you continue to support our radio station and enjoy listening to the symphonic sounds that our DJs pump out.

Please bear with us as we go through this transition. We promise that we will be back real soon and new material will be released by the time Mystik returns from his trip. And again, thank you.

Sincerely,
Big B Radio Chronicles LLC

Shia's Junk

Shia needed to complete an assignment, so she can't sleep at all. However, that's the least of her worries these days.

1:47 AM [shia] kidd make me procrastinate less :<
1:47 AM [shia] work your magic!
1:48 AM [DJ Yummi] how long are you on until Rip?
1:48 AM [DJ.RiP.on.AIR] a half a hour more
1:48 AM [kidd~zing] lol
1:48 AM [kidd~zing] you need a good whipping
1:49 AM [shia] lol
1:49 AM [kidd~zing] =x
1:49 AM [shia] oh i've been bad :3
1:49 AM [shia] HAHAHAHA!
1:49 AM [shia] omg
1:49 AM [shia] so this guy at work..
1:49 AM [shia] he wont stop staring at my BOOTY!
1:49 AM [shia] >:O!
1:49 AM [quantum] sorry
1:49 AM [shia] makes me so frustrated!!!
1:49 AM [quantum] i can't help it
1:49 AM [quantum] its like...bam
1:49 AM [quantum] right there!
1:49 AM [shia] i know!!!
1:50 AM [quantum] you know im all about the bootaaay
1:50 AM [quantum] lol
1:50 AM [shia] lol
1:50 AM [kidd~zing] make him your slave
1:50 AM [shia] i hate it...
1:50 AM [shiloh] wait who?
1:50 AM [DJ.RiP.on.AIR] who's who
1:50 AM [Mystik] haha
1:51 AM [shiloh] LOLLL SHIA
1:51 AM [shiloh] you got some junk in your trunk
1:51 AM [shia] i hate my junk T.T
1:51 AM [Mystik] LOL
1:51 AM [shia] he stares at me in a very disgusting way
1:51 AM [shia] like..
1:51 AM [kidd~zing] eww
1:51 AM [kidd~zing] a perv
1:52 AM [shia] everytime i catch him staring.. i feel like i need to bathe in rubbing alcohol
1:52 AM [quantum] -V ?
1:52 AM [shia] i feel so dirty when he looks at me!
1:52 AM [shia] i hope he gets fired
1:52 AM [shia] he sucks at cleaning..
1:52 AM [quantum] spray him with lysol
1:52 AM [shia] he broke so many dishes that one morning...
1:52 AM [shia] AND he takes forever to clean our cra.p!
1:52 AM [Mystik] you know, just increase the frontal area of your pants
1:52 AM [shia] >:O!
1:52 AM [Mystik] scare him off
1:52 AM [shia] LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:52 AM [quantum] haha
1:52 AM [kidd~zing] lol
1:52 AM [Mystik] like teh Zohan!
1:53 AM [shia] wait let me roll up a sock and shove it down my pants
1:53 AM [shia] HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!

You've Got A Friend / Pimp My Friend

Everyone needs a makeover once in a while; some of us needs them more than others.


1:31 AM [shia] ripsterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
1:31 AM [shia] 86. FM (Far*East Movement) ft. Lil Rob, Baby Bash - "You've Got A Friend" (4:21)
1:33 AM [shia] lol that was coolio's request
1:33 AM [shia] yay <3
1:33 AM [shia] O.O
1:33 AM [quantum] julio?
1:33 AM [quantum] oooooh
1:33 AM [quantum] nvm
1:33 AM [shia] lol
1:34 AM [shia] yay i have a friend ^-^
1:34 AM [shia] haha
1:34 AM [DJ.RiP.on.AIR] haha
1:34 AM [shia] i like this song :D
1:35 AM [DJ.RiP.on.AIR] U got a friend
1:36 AM [shia] is that friend you ripster?
1:36 AM [shia] ^_^
1:37 AM [quantum] dang kidd
1:37 AM [quantum] you gotta help sygni out
1:37 AM [DJ.RiP.on.AIR] Yup :)
1:37 AM [quantum] tell him hes got a friend lol
1:38 AM [DJ.RiP.on.AIR] LOL
1:38 AM [Mystik] i kinda miss the old guy
1:39 AM [shia] kiddddddddd
1:39 AM [kidd~zing] huh?
1:39 AM [shia] secks nao
1:39 AM [shia] im kidding
1:39 AM [shia] :x
1:39 AM [shia] should i
1:39 AM [shia] and then wake up early and finish this?
1:39 AM [DJ.RiP.on.AIR] so guess who requested this song
1:39 AM [kidd~zing] you know you want it
1:39 AM [kidd~zing] Mystik?
1:40 AM [Mystik] lol
1:40 AM [quantum] seriously
1:40 AM [quantum] you should show sygni how to dress properly
1:40 AM [quantum] and how to talk to girls without freaking them out
1:40 AM [quantum] and hes all good
1:41 AM [DJ.RiP.on.AIR] pimp slap him good, kidd
1:41 AM [kidd~zing] lol
1:42 AM [quantum] man
1:42 AM [quantum] new reality show
1:42 AM [quantum] pimp my friend!
1:42 AM [Mystik] LOL
1:42 AM [Mystik] that's so wrong
1:42 AM [Mystik] have them dress up all slutty
1:42 AM [Mystik] stand in shady corners every night
1:42 AM [shia] wow this song just made me even more sleepy
1:42 AM [Mystik] do business
1:42 AM [Mystik] and return money to the pimp
1:42 AM [quantum] haha
1:42 AM [quantum] nooo
1:42 AM [kidd~zing] heheheh
1:43 AM [quantum] more like the pimp my ride idea
1:43 AM [shiloh] HAHA
1:43 AM [shiloh] rofl

Crush & mlee3930

Dang, Crush knows how to run around...

7:41 PM [mlee3930] i had vietnamese
7:41 PM [mlee3930] it was good
7:41 PM [Crush] cool
7:41 PM [mlee3930] crush keep a close eyes on me
7:41 PM [mlee3930] she even spy on me on the shower ;-)
7:41 PM [mlee3930] hehe jk
7:43 PM [Crush] aiyaaaa
7:43 PM [Crush] mo gum la
7:44 PM [mlee3930] mo gum la?
7:44 PM [quantum] it means
7:44 PM [quantum] please let me in
7:44 PM [Crush] uh q no
7:44 PM [mlee3930] which language is that?
7:44 PM [Crush] it means don tdo that
7:44 PM [Crush] its cantonese lol
7:44 PM [quantum] crushnese
7:45 PM [mlee3930] agree
7:45 PM [Crush] -.-
7:45 PM [Crush] ur not cantonese mike?
7:46 PM [mlee3930] mandrian
7:46 PM [Crush] ooh
7:47 PM [quantum] mandarin is not an ethnicity
7:48 PM [Mystik] lol
7:51 PM [mlee3930] mandrian people are sexy
7:52 PM [quantum] thats like saying sign language people are sexy
7:52 PM [mlee3930] alll people are sexy
7:54 PM [Crush] "yeah sure" sounds rude to me
7:56 PM [quantum] what the hecll are you guys babbling on about
7:56 PM [Crush] nothing
8:01 PM [mlee3930] crush running away with me ;-)
8:03 PM [Crush] yes i am

When In Doubt, Bankai.

6:51 PM [quantum] i ordered a bleach sword once
6:51 PM [quantum] but it was a scam
6:52 PM [quantum] =(
6:52 PM [Mystik] oh
6:52 PM [Mystik] what happened?
6:52 PM [quantum] never got it
6:52 PM [Mystik] oh
6:52 PM [DJ Chunsa] brb
6:52 PM [pvenkman] maybe you got the sword in shikai form
6:53 PM [pvenkman] and you cant see it
6:53 PM [Mystik] ROFLMAO PVENKMAN
6:53 PM [Mystik] that's hilarious
6:53 PM [noue] LMAO
6:53 PM [noue] wow...
6:54 PM [noue] oh that's too bad
6:55 PM [noue] i dislike those scammers
6:56 PM [quantum] yeah
6:56 PM [quantum] it was like 101
6:56 PM [quantum] i ordered 2
6:56 PM [quantum] =(
6:56 PM [quantum] anyways dinner
6:56 PM [quantum] !
6:56 PM [noue] lol
6:56 PM [noue] k..
6:56 PM [pvenkman] we got one of my a friends a "sword of the immortal"
6:56 PM [noue] whoa nice..
6:56 PM [pvenkman] a Highlander replica
6:57 PM [noue] i gotta tell my sister to buy me a sword set for my grad.. he heh
6:57 PM [pvenkman] not a real sword, but you can still cut through fruit
6:57 PM [pvenkman] in the air
6:57 PM [noue] LOL.. yeha i guess that works
6:57 PM [pvenkman] so we took it outside and started slicing apples in the air
6:58 PM [noue] ha haha sounds fun
6:59 PM [noue] i just have a dagger
7:00 PM [Crush] i think im high

Cinnamoonn Loves Crush

Wow. All this time she's been talking about Crush... and now we know why.


User Crush has logged in.
User Crush has entered this room.
3:47 PM [noue] cinnamoon are you a guy or a girl?
3:47 PM [Crush] girl
3:47 PM [quantum] hello crush
3:47 PM [cinnamoonn] i'm a guy
3:47 PM [Mystik] lol
3:47 PM [cinnamoonn] that has the hots
3:47 PM [cinnamoonn] for crush
3:47 PM [Crush] hey boyfriend ;)
3:47 PM [Mystik] ROFLMAO
3:47 PM [cinnamoonn] oh snap
3:47 PM [Crush] lOL
3:48 PM [noue] lol wow interesting
3:48 PM [cinnamoonn] that just
3:48 PM [quantum] haha
3:48 PM [cinnamoonn] killed me
3:48 PM [Mystik] rofl
3:48 PM [Crush] lmaoo
3:48 PM [cinnamoonn] wow
3:48 PM [cinnamoonn] if u wanted to kill me
3:48 PM [cinnamoonn] that's the way to do it

On The Spotlight: Mystik

Well, it has been a good run, but all good things must come to an end. Due to the sheer amount of requests being sent in for these bi-weekly ads and the overwhelming responses sent for each posted ad, I must end this program for I fear the Google Mail servers may crash. Thanks for all those whom participated in this program and those interested in our "spotlightees." I apologize for the inconvenience for those who want their future, potential ads posted; I wish you luck in seeking your romantic endeavors elsewhere. It has been a good month's worth of fun and I hoped it has been as entertaining for you reading them as I had writing them.
Note: This is not a troll.

And now, I present to you the final person "on the spotlight"... Mystik!



Some background info about Mystik:
- Part time student; part time superstar.
- Age not given.
- Height not given.
- Build not given.
- Black descent.

Mystik's interested in:
- Someone who's carefree, funny, random, intelligent, and cute.
- GFs.
- PYTs.
- FWBs.
- MILFs.
- GILFs.
- Hwang Mi Hee.
- Nana Tanimura.
- Girls with nice bewbies.
- Girls with nice ahhss.
- Girls with curves near the golden ratio.
- Girls who know how to move.
- Girls who know how to bang. (Hehe...)

Mystik's hobbies include:
- Studying.
- Singing.
- Dancing.
- Banging.
- Giving his best at everything and having no regrets about it.
- Making music his living.

Mystik describes his likeness to that of William Hung:
handsome, talented, and fobby.

His personal quote:
"If you want, I can make you an overnight celebrity. ^_~"

If Mystik seems like the perfect guy for you, ladies, please send an email to bigbradio.mystik@gmail.com stating that you're interested and I will forward the appropriate response to... myself. All information exchanged will be kept confidential.

__________
Sorry, but we will no longer be featuring future and potential "spotlightees." However, this is an indefinite decision and may change depending on the circumstances and situations in the chat and demand for such a service. Thank you for choosing Big B Radio Chronicle's "On The Spotlight" program as your source for seeking romantic relationships. Please direct all questions, comments, and concerns to bigbradio.mystik@gmail.com .

Disclaimer: We cannot feature realistic pictures of the person "on the spotlight" due to privacy and safety concerns. However, only after exchanging contact information with potential dates, may you exchange these data. By using this service, you agree that we are not responsible for any and all events occurring outside of this ad service and are not liable for any damages either.

Domination In The Game

For your entertainment, I spent several hours compiling this Lakers fan video (footage from Game 3 of the 2008 NBA finals):


Meanwhile, in the chat... as we were all watching the game, q gets brought up...

7:23 PM [x3wendy] hey hey YES
7:23 PM [x3wendy] i'm watching hte game x]
7:24 PM [Crush] woo everybody's watching the game
7:25 PM [x3wendy] :D lakers <3> pierce!
7:33 PM [cinnamoonn] pierce is so darn gay
7:33 PM [cinnamoonn] i wanna shoot him
7:33 PM [x3wendy] LOL
7:33 PM [cinnamoonn] night
7:33 PM [Crush] good night
7:34 PM [KaiLam] nyt cinnamoonn
7:34 PM [x3wendy] byee~ (:
7:34 PM [Mystik] lol
7:35 PM [x3wendy] i hate how half time is so friggin long.
7:35 PM [cinnamoonn] yeah i agree
7:35 PM [Mystik] gives them time to rest
7:35 PM [cinnamoonn] well that's true
7:35 PM [cinnamoonn] u still
7:35 PM [cinnamoonn] but*
7:35 PM [quantum] half time show
7:35 PM [quantum] kobe has to shower
7:36 PM [x3wendy] takes like a friggin hour -.-
7:36 PM [Mystik] is that for serious?
7:36 PM [cinnamoonn] i still find it so funny how
7:36 PM [quantum] i would shower
7:36 PM [cinnamoonn] in game 2 they caught up from like
7:36 PM [quantum] or change
7:36 PM [cinnamoonn] losing by 22 pts
7:36 PM [x3wendy] it was 24 to 2
7:36 PM [cinnamoonn] it was so funny
7:36 PM [x3wendy] nooooo~ i got so angry
7:36 PM [cinnamoonn] really
7:36 PM [x3wendy] i shut off my tv, then at like 11:30 i turned it back on and i was like oh sh't they caught up
7:37 PM [cinnamoonn] i found it funny how celtics thought they got it
7:37 PM [cinnamoonn] they thought they got it in the bag
7:37 PM [cinnamoonn] like when they were winning by around like 20 pts
7:37 PM [x3wendy] but at thte end they did =/
7:37 PM [cinnamoonn] they brought in
7:37 PM [cinnamoonn] like allen and garnett
7:37 PM [cinnamoonn] and pierc
7:37 PM [cinnamoonn] and then kobe came out right
7:37 PM [cinnamoonn] harsh dominated
7:37 PM [cinnamoonn] and pierce was like
7:37 PM [cinnamoonn] SHT!
7:37 PM [cinnamoonn] so then they all went back out
7:38 PM [cinnamoonn] no man it was so close at first
7:38 PM [x3wendy] LOL
7:38 PM [cinnamoonn] like pierce was scared shtless
7:38 PM [Mystik] lol
7:38 PM [x3wendy] i couldn't take it i shut off my tv T_T
7:38 PM [Crush] lol
7:39 PM [cinnamoonn] lol
7:39 PM [cinnamoonn] oh man
7:40 PM [quantum] err
7:40 PM [quantum] kobe didnt' dominate
7:40 PM [quantum] his team rebounded and made shots
7:40 PM [cinnamoonn] kobe harsh dominated
7:40 PM [cinnamoonn] he can just like
7:40 PM [cinnamoonn] stand there
7:40 PM [cinnamoonn] and he already dominates
7:41 PM [cinnamoonn] his presence dominates
7:41 PM [quantum] wth you talking about
7:41 PM [cinnamoonn] he can like stand there and he can dominate my heart
7:41 PM [x3wendy] LOL!
7:41 PM [cinnamoonn] i'm talkin about kobe dominating q
7:41 PM [cinnamoonn] LOL
7:41 PM [x3wendy] ohh i never knew q liked it that way.
7:42 PM [cinnamoonn] q likes it rough
7:43 PM [x3wendy] lol from behind? omg okay gonna get too explicit =.=

On The Spotlight: Shia

It's that time again. The first person "on the spotlight" this week is... Shia!



Some background info about Shia:
- Works part-time; goes to school full time.
- In her early twenties.
- Asian descent
- 5' 6" tall.
- Average build with a big booty. (More to love!)

Shia's interested in:
- Friendship.
- Dating.
- Serious relationships.
- Whatever she can get.
- A fun time.
- Someone independent, non-clingy, tall, nice, intelligent, funny, and loves sports (especially basketball).
- Someone who can give her a challenge and who's down-to-earth.
- Someone to enjoy a night at a club with her.
- Someone to enjoy a threesome with her and Mizu.
- Tattoos.

Shia's hobbies include:
- Working on puzzles.
- Drinking leisurely.
- Shopping.
- Karaoke.
- Car enthusiast.
- Playing sports, especially basketball.
- Looking at Victoria's Secret models.
- Running through people's minds all day.
- "Art"

Shia describes her likeness to that of Isabella Leong:
independent, strong-willed, and smart.

Her personal quote:
"If you work me hard, I might get all sweaty and hyperventilate. Oh, baby!"

If Shia seems like the perfect girl for you, guys, please send an email to bigbradio.mystik@gmail.com stating that you're interested and I will forward the appropriate response to Shia. All information exchanged will be kept confidential.

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If you would like to be featured in next week's "On The Spotlight", please send an email to bigbradio.mystik@gmail.com with the following details: your BBR chat user name, background information, what you are interested in, some hobbies, a celebrity likeness with characteristics, and a personal quote.

Disclaimer: We cannot feature realistic pictures of the person "on the spotlight" due to privacy and safety concerns. However, only after exchanging contact information with potential dates, may you exchange these data. By using this service, you agree that we are not responsible for any and all events occurring outside of this ad service and are not liable for any damages either.

SUPER ASIAN FUN TIME - PART TRES

On the 6th of June, 2008, Mystik, Quantum, Pvenkman, and BleuTube57 gathered together to in the San Francisco Bay Area, California to watch the movie, "You Don't Mess With The Zohan." This movie stars comedy icon Adam Sandler.

IMDB gives the following synopsis for this movie:
"This is the story about Mossad agent Zohan Dvir, who fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist. He romances his clients by giving them "special services" in the back room. However, he is eventually recognized, and risks losing his newfound life and career."

Reviews from the attendees:

[Mystik] Silky smooth!

[Quantum] silky smooth...

[Pvenkman] siiiiiiiiiiilky smooooooooooth

[BleuTube57] cool beans.


However, after the movie ended, BleuTube57 managed to snatch Mystik's bunny plushie that he always carried with him (affectionately named, "Coney") and ran away through the streets of San Francisco. Mystik, Pvenkman, and Quantum gave chase and followed her up and down for four hours until she was cornered at a Gamestop. Mystik, with a menacing hammer in his hand, asked for the safe return of his precious bunny. BleuTube57 refused and tossed the plushie way up high in the air. Mystik threw the hammer, only to have it miss BleuTube57 and smash into the Gamestop store behind her, breaking the entire store's supply of Nintendo DS'. Mystik leaped and caught Coney just in time, with a few inches to spare, from hitting the hard pavement. Pvenkman and Quantum ran after the fleeing BleuTube57 and managed to pin her down after beating her in a dance off.

They all then headed for the nearest gelateria and had hummus-flavoured gelato. The end.

The Son Of Jay

Oh, Mizu. He seems like a keeper.

10:09 AM [Mystik] where are you going off to tonight?
10:09 AM [Mizu] jason's friend's dinner
10:13 AM [Mystik] ooo
10:13 AM [Mystik] happi happi?
10:16 AM [Mystik] oh wait
10:17 AM [Mystik] it isn't the son of jay anymore?
10:17 AM [Mystik] =P
10:17 AM [Mizu] i got tired of trying to distinguish the different jasons
10:17 AM [Mizu] im just going to call him jason
10:18 AM [Mizu] i know too many jason wongs
10:18 AM [Mizu] so lazy
10:18 AM [Mystik] hahahaha
10:19 AM [Mystik] how is the pain btw?
10:19 AM [Mizu] i was talking to him
10:19 AM [Mystik] oh?
10:19 AM [Mizu] and told him abt me and shia
10:19 AM [Mizu] and how she's my gf
10:19 AM [Mystik] lol
10:19 AM [Mystik] what did he say?
10:19 AM [Mizu] and i showed him the profile
10:19 AM [Mizu] and when he read threesome
10:19 AM [Mizu] he was like
10:19 AM [Mizu] fu,ck
10:19 AM [Mizu] thats fu,cking hot
10:19 AM [Mizu] LOL
10:19 AM [Mizu] i laughed soo hard
10:19 AM [Mystik] rofl
10:19 AM [Mizu] im like you perv
10:20 AM [Mizu] he's starting to see the various sides of mizu
10:20 AM [Mizu] he saw the nice innocent one
10:20 AM [Mizu] he saw the rude hockey fan one
10:20 AM [Mizu] he saw the raunchy one
10:20 AM [Mystik] lol
10:20 AM [Mizu] and when shia comes
10:20 AM [Mizu] he's goin to see me and shia side
10:20 AM [Mizu] ahahahaha
10:20 AM [Mizu] take over the worlddd

On The Spotlight: LiLuBlue

Today's person "on the spotlight" is... LiLuBlue!


Some background info about LiLuBlue:

- High School Student.
- In her late teens.
- About 5' tall.
- African-American descent.
- Speaks 4 different languages.

LiLuBlue's interested in:
- A guy with a nice hug.
- Gentlemen of any ethnicity.
- A guy to defend her.
- Someone who doesn’t drink or smoke.

LiLuBlue's hobbies include:
- Writing and reading literature.
- Dancing and singing.
- Photoshopping.
- Listening to music.

LiLuBlue describes her likeness to that of Aaliyah:
tempting, mysterious, and seductive.

Her personal quote:
“Accept me flaws and all.”

If LiLuBlue seems like the perfect girl for you, guys, please send an email to bigbradio.mystik@gmail.com stating that you're interested and I will forward the appropriate response to LiLuBlue. All information exchanged will be kept confidential.

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If you would like to be featured in next week's "On The Spotlight", please send an email to bigbradio.mystik@gmail.com with the following details: your BBR chat user name, background information, what you are interested in, some hobbies, a celebrity likeness with characteristics, and a personal quote.

Disclaimer: We cannot feature realistic pictures of the person "on the spotlight" due to privacy and safety concerns. However, only after exchanging contact information with potential dates, may you exchange these data. By using this service, you agree that we are not responsible for any and all events occurring outside of this ad service and are not liable for any damages either.

The Art Of The... Stick / Sygni's Pick Up Line

So as you all know, Sygni's an eight dan in kendo and being so has its many advantages... (and even more disadvantages.)


6:33 PM [Sygni] i think i'll skip kendo tomorrow and not coming and get yell at "(
6:33 PM [Sygni] why?
6:34 PM [princessri] why not
6:34 PM [princessri] Kendo
6:34 PM [princessri] ?
6:34 PM [princessri] why kendo
6:34 PM [princessri] I like kick boxing
6:34 PM [Sygni] i like having a weapon in my hand
6:34 PM [Mystik] lol
6:34 PM [princessri] a wooden stick
6:34 PM [Sygni] but I could do with out the foot blisters and bleeding
6:34 PM [Sygni] no
6:34 PM [Sygni] its bamboo
6:34 PM [Mystik] why not have your hand... as your weapon?
6:35 PM [princessri] lol agreed
6:35 PM [Sygni] ah
6:35 PM [princessri] a bamboo
6:35 PM [Sygni] because I am weak
6:35 PM [princessri] that hurts.
6:35 PM [princessri] I still like wooden stick
6:35 PM [princessri] well, if you're so weak, what difference would a bamboo stick do?
6:35 PM [princessri] let alone, help you?
6:36 PM [quantum] lol
6:36 PM [Sygni] well kendo has more manors and respect
6:36 PM [quantum] my stick is sharper
6:36 PM [Sygni] and I can go to any dojo and practice
6:36 PM [quantum] its a magic stick
6:36 PM [princessri] pimp stick
6:36 PM [princessri] lol
6:36 PM [princessri] Manors?
6:36 PM [princessri] respect?
6:37 PM [Mystik] yes, houses
6:37 PM [quantum] lol
6:37 PM [quantum] here we go again
6:37 PM [princessri] omg
6:37 PM [Sygni] ok
6:37 PM [princessri] lol
6:37 PM [Sygni] i can't type
6:37 PM [Sygni] manners
6:37 PM [Sygni] and u know what I ment
6:37 PM [princessri] but you dind't answer my question
6:37 PM [princessri] lol
6:37 PM [princessri] didn't*
6:37 PM [quantum] ok
6:37 PM [quantum] accept meeee
6:37 PM [Sygni] bamboo hurts
6:38 PM [Sygni] more
6:38 PM [princessri] later!
6:38 PM [Sygni] wel I can swign really hard
6:38 PM [princessri] I'm not on FB
6:38 PM [quantum] =(
6:38 PM [princessri] if you can swing hard, that means you have streangth and that you're not weak
6:38 PM [princessri] strength(
6:38 PM [princessri] *
6:38 PM [Sygni] not my foot
6:39 PM [Sygni] legs
6:39 PM [Sygni] i don't use my legs except for moving
6:39 PM [quantum] haha
6:39 PM [princessri] but I didn't say legs
6:39 PM [Mystik] lol
6:39 PM [quantum] thats sygni's pickup line
6:39 PM [quantum] i can swing really hard

Fly To The Sky (FTTS) with Pvenkman

Fly To The Sky is launching their world tour and have concerts planned in South Korea, Japan, and the USA.

Their concerts in the US include a show in Los Angeles, California on the 25th of July, 2008. You can purchase tickets here.

...as well as a concert in the San Francisco Bay Area, California on the 27th of July, 2008. You can purchase tickets here.

Pvenkman in the chat is planning to attend the concert in the SF area and is looking for someone to watch with him. Otherwise, he will be the only guy watching the concert. (Which isn't a bad thing, considering everyone else watching is a girl.)

If you're interested in attending the concert with Pvenkman, go into the Big B Radio chat and talk to him about it or email me at bigbradio.mystik@gmail.com .

And if you can convince me to come with you, I'll treat you to boba/tapioca/bubble milk tea.

Mizu & Cupid's Arrow

Wow. Just a friend, eh? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. =)


2:22 AM [Mizu] =3
2:22 AM [Mizu] lovely
2:22 AM [Mystik] MIZU!
2:22 AM [Mystik] how was your dindin?
2:22 AM [Mizu] mystik =)
2:22 AM [Mystik] ^__^
2:22 AM [Mystik] big ball of happi?
2:22 AM [Mizu] goood....
2:23 AM [Mizu] bigger
2:23 AM [DJ.Ripmix.on.AIR] wb mizu
2:23 AM [Mystik] hahah nice
2:23 AM [Mizu] actually
2:23 AM [Mystik] would you like to tell me about your night?
2:23 AM [Mizu] lil smaller
2:23 AM [Mystik] :o
2:23 AM [Mystik] my darling, stay gold
2:23 AM [Mizu] miss my bf...
2:23 AM [Mystik] BF?
2:23 AM [Mizu] THATS WHAT HAPPENED
2:23 AM [Mystik] thought you were single!
2:23 AM [Mystik] OMG
2:23 AM [Mizu] not no moreee
2:23 AM [Mystik] wow
2:24 AM [Mizu] yush
2:24 AM [Mystik] i so totally did not expect that to happen! [I colour coded this with a yellow font instead of my usual green.]
2:24 AM [Mizu] this guy is smoooooth
2:24 AM [Mystik] lol
2:24 AM [Mizu] yelloe?
2:24 AM [Mizu] oh shit
2:24 AM [Mizu] sarcasm colour
2:24 AM [Mystik] lol
2:24 AM [Mizu] *whacks
2:24 AM [Mystik] good luck, mizu
2:24 AM [Mizu] xD
2:24 AM [Mizu] ty ty
2:25 AM [Mizu] hopefully he can come wif me to take you guys around
2:25 AM [Mystik] may this one be a keeper!
2:25 AM [Mystik] oh
2:25 AM [Mystik] yeah
2:25 AM [Mystik] we kinda talked about that
2:25 AM [Mystik] and we feared that might happen
2:25 AM [Mizu] =(
2:25 AM [Mizu] no want to meet
2:25 AM [Mizu] then
2:25 AM [Mystik] no
2:25 AM [Mystik] it's not that
2:25 AM [Mystik] we thought that
2:25 AM [Mizu] i take you
2:26 AM [Mystik] if you got with him
2:26 AM [Mystik] you won't have time for us
2:26 AM [Mizu] lol
2:26 AM [Mizu] hells no
2:26 AM [Mystik] =/
2:26 AM [Mizu] he knows that you guys are coming
2:26 AM [Mystik] oh?
2:26 AM [Mizu] and im taking you guys around to "heeeh"
2:26 AM [Mizu] hahha
2:26 AM [Mizu] thats the new word i learnt today
2:26 AM [Mizu] "heeh"
2:27 AM [Mystik] heeeh?
2:27 AM [Mystik] what's that?
2:27 AM [Mizu] its to hang out in canto
2:27 AM [Mizu] slang
2:27 AM [Mizu] he knows
2:27 AM [Mystik] he doesn't know who we are!
2:27 AM [Mystik] haha
2:27 AM [Mystik] "umm yeah, we're international students. we met mizu back in the day..."
2:27 AM [Mizu] i told him that you guys are my buddies in the chatroom
2:28 AM [Mizu] lol
2:28 AM [Mizu] nay
2:28 AM [Mizu] he knows
2:28 AM [Mystik] oh alright
2:28 AM [Mizu] i told him you guys are coming to visit me and celebrate my 21st bday
2:28 AM [Mystik] you better reserve some time for us!
2:28 AM [Mystik] haha
2:28 AM [Mizu] i told you i did
2:28 AM [Mystik] i got my clubbing shirt today
2:28 AM [Mystik] and so did q
2:28 AM [Mizu] YUSH
2:28 AM [Mizu] we're totally going
2:28 AM [Mystik] we look pretty fly
2:29 AM [DJ Chunsa] ooo i love this song
2:29 AM [Mizu] for an asian guy?
2:29 AM [Mizu] LOL
2:29 AM [Mizu] hahaha
2:29 AM [DJ Chunsa] congrats mizu.
2:29 AM [Mystik] lol
2:29 AM [Mizu] ty
2:29 AM [Mystik] i better get some hot dickings!
2:29 AM [Mizu] errrrr
2:29 AM [Mizu] get
2:29 AM [Mystik] hahahaha
2:29 AM [Mizu] or give?
2:29 AM [Mystik] give*
2:29 AM [Mizu] LOL
2:29 AM [Mizu] hahahah
2:29 AM [DJ.Ripmix.on.AIR] lol
2:29 AM [Mystik] i might just end up getting some
2:29 AM [Mystik] if i become so wasted
2:29 AM [Mystik] hopefully that won't happen
2:29 AM [Mizu] rip should come wif
2:30 AM [Mystik] come to "tahoe" with us, rip!
2:30 AM [Mizu] and grace us wif his hiphop goodness
2:31 AM [Mystik] 4th of july weekend man!
2:31 AM [Mystik] you have that weekend off, right?
2:32 AM [Mizu] =D
2:33 AM [DJ.Ripmix.on.AIR] i barely got back home last time i went to 'tahoe'
2:33 AM [Mystik] oh?
2:33 AM [DJ.Ripmix.on.AIR] true
2:33 AM [Mystik] have you told the news to anyone else in here yet, mizu?
2:33 AM [DJ.Ripmix.on.AIR] haha
2:33 AM [Mystik] what happened? got lost in tahoe, rip?
2:34 AM [DJ.Ripmix.on.AIR] i'm not officially an citizen
2:34 AM [Mystik] oh yeah
2:35 AM [Mystik] that makes it harder to get past the border
2:35 AM [DJ.Ripmix.on.AIR] yeah
2:36 AM [Mystik] miiiiiiiiiizzzuuuu
2:36 AM [Mizu] hmmm?
2:36 AM [Mizu] eh
2:36 AM [Mizu] what
2:36 AM [Mizu] not officially what
2:37 AM [Mizu] but it seems like jay wants to take me down to the states
2:37 AM [Mystik] ooo
2:37 AM [Mizu] so maybe we can chill then rip
2:37 AM [Mystik] any particular place?
2:37 AM [Mizu] somewhere close i guess
2:37 AM [Mystik] SF...?
2:38 AM [DJ.Ripmix.on.AIR] haha i'm always down for asian food outing
2:38 AM [DJ.Ripmix.on.AIR] in portland
2:38 AM [Mizu] lol
2:38 AM [Mizu] so rip what happened last time in tahoe
2:39 AM [DJ.Ripmix.on.AIR] to celebrate my best friend's bachelor party
2:39 AM [DJ.Ripmix.on.AIR] we all got wasted
2:39 AM [Mystik] lol
2:40 AM [Mizu] ahh
2:40 AM [DJ.Ripmix.on.AIR] for 3 days
2:40 AM [Mizu] lol
2:40 AM [Mizu] hahahaha
2:40 AM [Mizu] but its lil mizus 21st bday
2:41 AM [Mizu] we go to the club
2:41 AM [Mystik] come come rip!
2:41 AM [Mizu] and
2:41 AM [Mystik] just make sure you bring all your legal documentation
2:41 AM [Mizu] stuff happens
2:41 AM [Mystik] lol
2:41 AM [Mizu] LOL
2:41 AM [Mizu] show them the ticket for the boat
2:41 AM [Mizu] IT MY BOAT TICKET I COME FROM
2:41 AM [Mystik] the boat of love...?
2:41 AM [Mizu] LOL
2:42 AM [Mizu] nvm
2:42 AM [Mizu] LOL
2:42 AM [Mystik] lol
2:42 AM [Mystik] F.O.B.
2:42 AM [Mizu] i miss my hunnibunni
2:42 AM [Mystik] LOL
2:42 AM [Mystik] is that is nickname now?
2:42 AM [Mizu] nay
2:42 AM [Mizu] it will be
2:42 AM [Mystik] lol
2:42 AM [Mystik] awww
2:43 AM [Mystik] that's so cute
2:43 AM [Mystik] did he give you a nickname?
2:43 AM [Mizu] hunnehbunneh
2:43 AM [Mizu] no
2:43 AM [Mizu] not yet
2:43 AM [Mystik] lol
2:43 AM [Mizu] im waiting for his call
2:43 AM [Mizu] when hes on his break
2:44 AM [Mystik] oh
2:44 AM [Mystik] he works this late?
2:44 AM [Mystik] o_o
2:44 AM [Mizu] 10 30 - 700
2:45 AM [Mizu] ebay
2:45 AM [Mystik] what does he do?
2:45 AM [Mystik] lol wt
2:45 AM [Mizu] ebay
2:45 AM [Mizu] aussie division
2:45 AM [Mystik] i see
2:45 AM [Mizu] he deals with the aussies
2:46 AM [Mystik] lol
2:48 AM [Mystik] so when's your next date?
2:53 AM [Mizu] hehe
2:53 AM [Mizu] well
2:53 AM [Mizu] we're seeing each other on weds
2:53 AM [Mizu] then we're watching kungfu panda on friday
2:53 AM [Mizu] =D
2:53 AM [Mystik] ooo
2:53 AM [Mystik] a movie
2:53 AM [DJ.Ripmix.on.AIR] oh nice
2:53 AM [Mizu] yah yah
2:53 AM [Mizu] ^_____^
2:54 AM [Mystik] perfect moment to be in each other's arms
2:54 AM [Mizu] chuuuu
2:54 AM [Mystik] without having to talk
2:54 AM [Mystik] sharing popcorn
2:54 AM [Mizu] i CANT
2:54 AM [Mystik] and saliva
2:54 AM [Mizu] my wisdom teef comes out tmr
2:54 AM [Mizu] so i cant talk
2:54 AM [Mystik] ouch
2:54 AM [Mystik] your jaw's gonna hurt for a week
2:54 AM [Mizu] and he has to be super duper nice to me
2:54 AM [Mizu] yeah
2:54 AM [Mystik] and you're gonna be a big bloated yellow blowfish
2:55 AM [Mystik] tip: use ice
2:55 AM [Mizu] ice?
2:55 AM [Mizu] okie

On The Spotlight: DJ Ripmix

We have a special treat for you today. For the first time ever, we are featuring a Big B Radio DJ. That's right. He's single and looking for some honey. And you guessed it...

The first person of this week's "on the spotlight" is... DJ Ripmix!



Some background info about DJ Ripmix:
- Full time job, but free on the weekends!
- In his late twenties.
- About 5'8" tall.
- Asian descent.
- Handsome build.
- Has the sexiest voice on BBR, ever. No joke.

DJ Ripmix's interested in:
- Pretty Young Things (PYTs); he'll totally give you TLC.
- Dating.
- Serious relationships.
- FWBs.
- Whatever he can get.
- Women with nice ahhss, wearing Apple Bottoms Jeans. (He's a booty man.)
- Nice nanas are a plus.
- Your mother.

DJ Ripmix's hobbies include:
- DJing on Big B Radio.
- Playing billiards (A real gentleman's sport.)
- Playing card games like tien len, poker, and strip poker.
- Pleasing the crowd.
- Pleasing the ladies.
- Fighting the paparazzi.
- Fighting global warming, with his bare hands!

DJ Ripmix describes his likeness to that of Jackie Chan:
smart, funny, and action-packed!

His personal quote:
"I'm a man in brown; I work for UPS. I gotta make sure everyone is satisfied with my package. And it's my duty to hit that booty. Giggity giggity. Allllll riiiiight."

If DJ Ripmix seems like the perfect guy for you, ladies, please send an email to bigbradio.mystik@gmail.com stating that you're interested and I will forward the appropriate response to DJ Ripmix. All information exchanged will be kept confidential.

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If you would like to be featured in next week's "On The Spotlight", please send an email to bigbradio.mystik@gmail.com with the following details: your BBR chat user name, background information, what you are interested in, some hobbies, a celebrity likeness with characteristics, and a personal quote.

Disclaimer: We cannot feature realistic pictures of the person "on the spotlight" due to privacy and safety concerns. However, only after exchanging contact information with potential dates, may you exchange these data. By using this service, you agree that we are not responsible for any and all events occurring outside of this ad service and are not liable for any damages either.