Thursday, June 12, 2008

On The Spotlight: Mystik

Well, it has been a good run, but all good things must come to an end. Due to the sheer amount of requests being sent in for these bi-weekly ads and the overwhelming responses sent for each posted ad, I must end this program for I fear the Google Mail servers may crash. Thanks for all those whom participated in this program and those interested in our "spotlightees." I apologize for the inconvenience for those who want their future, potential ads posted; I wish you luck in seeking your romantic endeavors elsewhere. It has been a good month's worth of fun and I hoped it has been as entertaining for you reading them as I had writing them.
Note: This is not a troll.

And now, I present to you the final person "on the spotlight"... Mystik!



Some background info about Mystik:
- Part time student; part time superstar.
- Age not given.
- Height not given.
- Build not given.
- Black descent.

Mystik's interested in:
- Someone who's carefree, funny, random, intelligent, and cute.
- GFs.
- PYTs.
- FWBs.
- MILFs.
- GILFs.
- Hwang Mi Hee.
- Nana Tanimura.
- Girls with nice bewbies.
- Girls with nice ahhss.
- Girls with curves near the golden ratio.
- Girls who know how to move.
- Girls who know how to bang. (Hehe...)

Mystik's hobbies include:
- Studying.
- Singing.
- Dancing.
- Banging.
- Giving his best at everything and having no regrets about it.
- Making music his living.

Mystik describes his likeness to that of William Hung:

handsome, talented, and fobby.

His personal quote:
"If you want, I can make you an overnight celebrity. ^_~"

If Mystik seems like the perfect guy for you, ladies, please send an email to bigbradio.mystik@gmail.com stating that you're interested and I will forward the appropriate response to... myself. All information exchanged will be kept confidential.

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Sorry, but we will no longer be featuring future and potential "spotlightees." However, this is an indefinite decision and may change depending on the circumstances and situations in the chat and demand for such a service. Thank you for choosing Big B Radio Chronicle's "On The Spotlight" program as your source for seeking romantic relationships. Please direct all questions, comments, and concerns to bigbradio.mystik@gmail.com .

Disclaimer: We cannot feature realistic pictures of the person "on the spotlight" due to privacy and safety concerns. However, only after exchanging contact information with potential dates, may you exchange these data. By using this service, you agree that we are not responsible for any and all events occurring outside of this ad service and are not liable for any damages either.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'd tap that again.